I'll be honest; I was one of the many young girls waiting in line the opening night of New Moon. I am ashamed... ( Horridly written rant )
Ignore me, I’m just ranting.

I need to log on more... my writing is all off... and I'm certainly out of practice. =/
Take Care.

The journal updates are lacking, the comments are non existent, and a little spider laid a nest in the keyboard... btw, when those get broken open, a billion little spiders flee the area; not a fun thing to happen. I scrubbed three times in a boiling hot shower and the crawling feeling is still there. No bites though... ^^;
Won't guarantee I'll hang around...

Today a news reporter interviewed an anarchist in a black mask protesting the G20 summit. He was holding a “Down with Capitalism” sign. When asked where he got the supplies he responded “Walmart and Target, but I had to get the Paint at Home Depot”

While waiting in line, a little girl beside me gets really excited to see a cop standing beside us. The little girl says to cop, “Don’t worry, I like cops.” The response was “at least there is somebody.”

My ex-husband left me for a man… who then turned around and left him for a woman.



Who said Duct Tape doesn't fix everything?



Because it's completely acceptable to sue for this:

I often wonder what would happen if you cross a director like Peter Jackson... with a director like Brad Armstrong...
o.O
(For those of you who don't know... Peter Jackson is an amazing Director [this is not an opinion, this is a fact], he directed Lord of the Rings! Brad Armstrong is an employee of Wicked Pictures, he directed Fallen...>.> Porn...)

That's right, I'm saying we need better porn! Porn with sex scenes Armstrong can deliver, and the movie bit... that Jackson can deliver...

( And of course I have more! )
Clearly I'm a bit broken... I'm off the edge of my mood swings at the part where every guy you see, you undress with your eyes and consider cornering them... I almost jumped my friend today (which btw the way he is not at all attractive to me in that way). He was staying over and I made him lunch, he said he was going to use the shower (he's spending the weekend as he lives far away) and I almost told him I was going to join him. >< Ugh... what a mistake that would have been ><
Ugh...hormones can leave me now...

Doesn't help that my friend and a room mate are watching porn in the other room...>.>( NSFW )

One of the people I watch on Deviant art made this. She makes a lot of political Cartoons. humon.deviantart.com/art/I-want-oil-130798411 If you want to check her out.




"So there is a spot between Canada and Greenland where there might be oil, and now all the countries around it claim it as their own. Especially America, Russia and yes, tiny little Denmark are being very aggressive about it.

Sweden can’t really get into the fight because he can’t claim that the spot belongs to him, and Norway is pretty relaxed about it, because he already has his own oil. " ~Humon

You should really check out the rest of her comics... they're so funny.

Well then, I think I know what I want to do with my life, so instead of playing around with school or just finding a job, I'm switching to a new school ^^ I may need like... 4 more years of school... maybe I can whip it out in 3 or less... who knows. Depends on how dedicated I feel. I put in an application and need to see if I get accepted. Which, because I'm a little late, I won't be able to attend school in the fall... oh well. ^^; I also will more than likely need some financial aid vs the scholarships and grants I've been using... >.> Shame, so far I haven't had to pay for any of my schooling >< This also means Australia is on a big hold... Oh well... perhaps with the fall off, I can hit up Europe or something. Started saving money with my room mates. We have a jar. =p

Wish me luck with this!

How do I manage to dissect every little detail, about every little thing... I think about things way too much.
I always decide not to do something, because I see the end, ending in disaster... every time I say "Fuck it" and just go with what I want to do... it always ends in disaster, then I sit there with half of me telling the impulstic half "I told you so, if only you listened to your instincts you wouldn't be going threw this right now."

this entry makes no sense when you read it...

Day one of the detox... of course I'm starving. Day two is going to suck, and day three may be the worst ever. Though, it all be worth it when I get to day 6 and 7, and really worth it once I'm done. My god, does it have to suck so much to start it though?

I just saw the new Harry Potter movie. It was "Brilliant!" Luna Lovegood is still one of my favorite characters and I must say this director is talented. He took an enormous book and made it a movie, keeping in details that were necessary, adding in humor and comic relief, built relationships with the characters, and (even though you knew it was coming) made you all jumpy and sad at the end. There is this horrid creature that pops out and I was bracing myself for it, and when it jumped out of the water I still jumped about a mile. When I jumped I sorta kinda kicked the womans chair who was sitting in front of me. I think I doubled, if not tripled, her "scare-o-meter." She screamed...>.>

I also went to Water World earlier this week. I got pummeled over and over in the wave pool (and still went back for more...), went a few good rounds down the lazy river because everyone needs a break floating a tube on a hot day in some cool water, I was zipped down some rather terrifying slides, went threw the animation rides, and still managed to have time to munch on some overly wonderful ice cream. ^^ Was a blast. My friends got little tattoo's while we were there as I got myself murdered on this wannabe "surfer" ride. You get shot into some water and you ride the board (Or lie on your stomach and hold on for dear life) like a surfer would. The longer you can keep it up top, the longer you get to ride. If you fall down the edge, the next person get's a go at it. I rode for a whole 2.3 seconds... I'm just that talented. >< Though, my friend stayed on for like 5 minutes. What a show off, he did all sorts of little spins on it. >.> Showy off Jerk-face...

Also some relaxation with hookah, and a few friends from work along with my room mates and I, plan on going to a Rockies game soon. Should be fun... I love going to baseball games. All the fly balls that got shot into the crowed... you never know who is going to get taken home on a stretcher...>.>

I've decided the month of July is the best month... yes it is. /nod

I'm also rather glad I found some original David Bowie CD's and tapes. <3 David Bowie. I found a nifty little store that buys and sells used games, CDs, Movies, anything electronic. I was hoping to run into a copy of FFVII, because I decided I wanted to play it again, and instead I wondered around the music section to look at all the artists. Some the titles were intriguing... I'll have to google these people....

Just an update I suppose. Because I have a habit of occasionally reading journal entries, and I like to read the happy ones from time to time as well.

/wave

MMM Brains....
Of course men wearing this shirt and women wearing this shirt is very different, for obvious reasons...
But I swear, lots of women like Resident Evil! I saw the movies! I played the game! So I can wear the shirt... right?

Would you buy a stable to fill with horses if you didn't make enough money to pay for it? Would you get horses if you didn't make enough money to possibly feed them? If you struggled with bills constantly, or if you just made enough to get by semi comfortably... would you buy a farm and never bother to run it? If you didn't have the time to walk the animals, clean the stables, brush them, muck out the hooves, etc... would you still buy all the horses? If you didn't know a thing about taking care of horses, didn't know how much it would really cost, didn't know how to break them or how to saddle them and didn't really have the means to learn... would you still get them anyway?

I'm hoping the answer would be "no."

So... why do so many people have children if they can't afford them? If they don't have the time to care for them? If they have no clue what it takes to be a parent and raise their kid... why do they have them anyway?

If you can't afford a stable full of horses on the wages you make, then don't buy a fucking stable full of horses. If you can't raise a family on the wages you make, then don't fucking have a family!

Research, time, patience, and yes... money. That's what it's going to take. You don't have to be rich, but you have to provide. You don't have to have a stay at home job, but you have to be around. You don't have to know child psychology, but you have to know that children need attention, nutrition, a stable environment, and you have to know about them as a person.

Kids are a non-stop, 24-hour JOB! Don't fool yourself into thinking "you have the night off." You had kids? There is NEVER a night off. You got a babysitter? You're still on call. They are at a friends? Be prepared to go driving at 1 am in the morning because little Susy got in a fight with Annie. You want kids? Your career is on hold, your social life is not important, your sex life will change, and your life will change.

There are perks, it's not all that bad. You can still go out, you can still have friends, you can still persue dreams, but remember. Your kids will come first. Why? Because you had them and if you aren't preprared to raise them... then I wouldn't have them.

Think, you're bringing a living, breathing human into this world. Not only that, but you are creating a member of society. You don't have a say in what he/she becomes, but you can be the foundation. Don't blame movies, games, internet for what your kid does. It's YOU who should be watching your kid. It's you who should tell them what "sex" is. It's YOU who should be the first one there when they are at that party they weren't suppose to go to, and not because you followed them there, but because they called you. Because they trust you enough to know that the safest place they can be is with you. Don't be the last to know your girl got knocked up, or your son is addicted to coke. Be open with kids, they may be children, but they are not idiots. If they want to know what a "boner" is, they will find out what a boner is. Isn't it better that they find out from you rather than that sketchy looking kid that flunked the 7th grade 3 times? You were a kid once, think about it. Everything you did, the sneaking out, the "discovering porn," the running across the street and not looking, your kids will more than likely do too. Let them be prepared. Don't shelter them, but don't expose them too much. Don't be ignorant of what they are capapble of, but don't restrain them to the point where they can't breathe. You're going to make mistakes, your kid will say "I hate you, you're ruining my life," at least once, you're going to punish yourself for ruining their fun, and you're going to regret not being able to send them to that over priced camp, or for missing that one ball game... but in the end, I'm sure it will be worth it. When you see them as adults living their own lives, making their own mistakes, going to college or going to work. One day you won't regret it.
If your kid grows up to be a thug, gangster, addict, basement nerd, etc... yeah you probably fucked up somewhere. A lot of that is your fault. Don't fool yourself into thinking it was "so-and-so's" fault. It was mainly yours. Don't blame the school, you should have been involved with their education and talking to them about their life there. If it was a bad school, why did you enroll them? Don't tell me you couldn't afford to move them to a better location... remember the horses? You can't put a farm in the middle of the ghetto, so don't put it there.

-.-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'll finish this... some other time... due to my room mate is all home.... and we are planning a Borat Pizza blast... with green tea.... spelling will also need to be fixed... shut up about it all ready.


I've been up far too long. My room mate went the hospital last night (she's fine btw), and then I worked this morning. Hospitals take far too long... perhaps a rant for a later time. ><

~wave

Imp... is no more. He died... from what I do not know. Just started spasming in his cage. I tossed the cat outside and ran to his aid. He stayed alive for another 15 minutes as my sister frantically googled the nearest avian vet and told them we were on the way. We were getting a bus rout and calling friends, than a few twitters, a small flap and he looked up at me and just like that ... he was dead.

I cried.... for a long time.

We burried him with the other two birds, and placed a Zen garden next to the graves with a watchful lawn knome. I just have to teach Cai that the Zen garden is NOT his new out doors litter box.

I have to remove the cage soon... Just been putting it off. u.u

Such a shame that the "rainbow" is now the official "gay" symbol. I like rainbows... and I'm not gay. u.u

Anywho... I went to gay pride today (I have so many gay friends it's not even funny anymore), and got sunburned, wasted $80 dollars, got the song "It's Raining Men" stuck in my head, made a lesbian girl friend... who I dumped 5 minutes later for a new gay boyfriend, and managed to exhaust myself into an afternoon nap that was interrupted by my straight friends who wanted to play basketball... which worsened my sunburn and murdered my still injured wrist.

So I had a blast today.

And only I can make a good day sound like a complaint. I'm just that talented.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day..   

I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.   

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

      No crap, really? Ya think? 

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  

       Now that's taking things a bit far! 

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  Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

 No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  

See if that works any better than a fair trial! 

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War Dims Hope for Peace  

 I can see where it might have that effect! 

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 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

   Ya think?! 

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  

      Who would have thought! 

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain;  Police Suspect Homicide   

They may be on to something! 

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  

      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge  

     He probably IS the battery charge! 

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  

Weren't they fat enough?! 

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  

That's what he gets for eating those beans! 

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks  

       Do they taste like chicken?

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   Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half  

       Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  

       Boy, are they tall! 

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And the winner is.....  

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead  

  

     Did I read that right?